its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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