I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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