I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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