I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
