Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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