problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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