That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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