So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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