is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I need water and some morals
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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