What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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