i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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