is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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