you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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