yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The power of my boobs compel you
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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