All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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