Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't deserve a penis
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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