There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
You did what with his pubic hair?
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