Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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