i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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