Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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