You're a womanizer and a bitch.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she looked like the before picture.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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