Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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