thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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