strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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