did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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