the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I need a beard to bite.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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