Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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