I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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