You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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