My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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