Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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