My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
