You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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