No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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