My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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