Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I just blew my weed a kiss
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
