sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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