I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
