i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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