How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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