so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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