Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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