on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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