dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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