There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You were trust falling into bushes
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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