It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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