I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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