you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
