i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I looked at my own cervix.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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