We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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