so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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